Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Bar Exam

I took an exam in Roanoke,
Heartily hoping not to choke.
      Having fried half my mind,
      All I want now's to find
A hot bathtub to sit in and have a soak.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Professor Quotations: Spring 2010 Edition

Z.Stauffer: "I think that's the way Tantric stuff works, too.  But, you know, pleasure instead of pain."

Z.Stauffer: "[I used to exclaim] 'I need a kazoo!  I need a kazoo!'  It was a while before a student told me a kazoo wasn't what I thought it was."

Z.Stauffer: "Is it alright if I say pimp?  Do any of your other professors say pimp? . . . This better not make it into the Law Weekly.  That's the real reason we ban laptops, you know."

Z.Stauffer: "Maybe I'll try a little caffeine . . . since I can't do anything harder in front of you.  Although, I was just at the hospital, I could have swiped something."

G.Yin: "There's always the Angel of Death.  You never know when the Angel of Death will come and save you from having to report income from the sale of your asset."