I took an exam in Roanoke,
Heartily hoping not to choke.
Having fried half my mind,
All I want now's to find
A hot bathtub to sit in and have a soak.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Professor Quotations: Spring 2010 Edition
Z.Stauffer: "I think that's the way Tantric stuff works, too. But, you know, pleasure instead of pain."
Z.Stauffer: "[I used to exclaim] 'I need a kazoo! I need a kazoo!' It was a while before a student told me a kazoo wasn't what I thought it was."
Z.Stauffer: "Is it alright if I say pimp? Do any of your other professors say pimp? . . . This better not make it into the Law Weekly. That's the real reason we ban laptops, you know."
Z.Stauffer: "Maybe I'll try a little caffeine . . . since I can't do anything harder in front of you. Although, I was just at the hospital, I could have swiped something."
G.Yin: "There's always the Angel of Death. You never know when the Angel of Death will come and save you from having to report income from the sale of your asset."
Z.Stauffer: "[I used to exclaim] 'I need a kazoo! I need a kazoo!' It was a while before a student told me a kazoo wasn't what I thought it was."
Z.Stauffer: "Is it alright if I say pimp? Do any of your other professors say pimp? . . . This better not make it into the Law Weekly. That's the real reason we ban laptops, you know."
Z.Stauffer: "Maybe I'll try a little caffeine . . . since I can't do anything harder in front of you. Although, I was just at the hospital, I could have swiped something."
G.Yin: "There's always the Angel of Death. You never know when the Angel of Death will come and save you from having to report income from the sale of your asset."
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